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Pickup where you left not working LOL
- Hey Microsoft why are you collecting data whenever I breath or not for a year now ?
= How did you know ?
- I have a firewall , I browse folders explorer.exe connects online and try to report it , I run settings and settings.exe tries to connect online to report changes , almost all odd executables you have attempts to connect online to report changes being made !
= Oh they are our services they are supposed to be safe , please disable the firewall you have
- Yes but why are you collecting data ?
= They are for diagnostics to help enriching your experience .
- Microsoft you haven't even answered high priority requests by customers reported on Feedback Hub in 5 years
= We are working on them .
- If those few can't be addressed , why jamming my connection and the internet with zillions of send requests a day ?
= Ok , we'll have you informed .
- Awaiting correspondence .
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= Hey User !
- Yes ?
= Now we'll explain to you , we were working on a feature called Pickup Where You left , it had just been released !
- Oh great and what does it do ?
= It theoretically syncs your actions among network of devices you own !
- Great ! so that is why you have been collecting data for well over a year from around the globe !
= Yes ! isn't that great ?
- I just said it yes , so basically I can now work on my laptop home then next day when I arrive at work I find work's PC/Laptop synced to what I was doing ?
= Errrr not quite ..
- What then ?
= You need to provide us with your phone number ..
- Why ?
= So we send you a link to install an app .
- That does what exactly ?
= Syncs you on the go !
- Syncs me with what exactly ? you have been collecting data from my browsed desktop folders and settings , how is that related to phone ?
= You will be synced with saved favorite links from our browser !
- I haven't even used your browser since 1995 , we all shifted to chrome or firefox and both had been doing that for years now without collected data from all over the PC !
= Errr how may we help you ?
- I don't need such a service , how to shut down sending out my data usage ?
= You can turn off sending out Diagnostics from Settings .
- I did , my firewall still reporting your executables are sending out all my actions .
= But we asked you earlier to disable firewall ...
- Yes but is my call .
= Nope its a compatibility issue , please disable your firewall .
- After you turn off sending diagnostics .
= Nope disable firewall first .
- How will I know then you stopped sending out data ?
= You have to trust us it's safe .
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