Pickup where you left not working LOL


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    Pickup where you left not working LOL


    - Hey Microsoft why are you collecting data whenever I breath or not for a year now ?

    = How did you know ?

    - I have a firewall , I browse folders explorer.exe connects online and try to report it , I run settings and settings.exe tries to connect online to report changes , almost all odd executables you have attempts to connect online to report changes being made !

    = Oh they are our services they are supposed to be safe , please disable the firewall you have

    - Yes but why are you collecting data ?

    = They are for diagnostics to help enriching your experience .

    - Microsoft you haven't even answered high priority requests by customers reported on Feedback Hub in 5 years

    = We are working on them .

    - If those few can't be addressed , why jamming my connection and the internet with zillions of send requests a day ?

    = Ok , we'll have you informed .

    - Awaiting correspondence .
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    = Hey User !

    - Yes ?

    = Now we'll explain to you , we were working on a feature called Pickup Where You left , it had just been released !

    - Oh great and what does it do ?

    = It theoretically syncs your actions among network of devices you own !

    - Great ! so that is why you have been collecting data for well over a year from around the globe !

    = Yes ! isn't that great ?

    - I just said it yes , so basically I can now work on my laptop home then next day when I arrive at work I find work's PC/Laptop synced to what I was doing ?

    = Errrr not quite ..

    - What then ?

    = You need to provide us with your phone number ..

    - Why ?

    = So we send you a link to install an app .

    - That does what exactly ?

    = Syncs you on the go !

    - Syncs me with what exactly ? you have been collecting data from my browsed desktop folders and settings , how is that related to phone ?

    = You will be synced with saved favorite links from our browser !

    - I haven't even used your browser since 1995 , we all shifted to chrome or firefox and both had been doing that for years now without collected data from all over the PC !

    = Errr how may we help you ?

    - I don't need such a service , how to shut down sending out my data usage ?

    = You can turn off sending out Diagnostics from Settings .

    - I did , my firewall still reporting your executables are sending out all my actions .

    = But we asked you earlier to disable firewall ...

    - Yes but is my call .

    = Nope its a compatibility issue , please disable your firewall .

    - After you turn off sending diagnostics .

    = Nope disable firewall first .

    - How will I know then you stopped sending out data ?

    = You have to trust us it's safe .

    - F...
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