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A biker walks into a bar & starts harassing people, messing with them & being a general nuisance.
He spots this lone guy sitting at the end of the bar, walks up to him, grabs his beer, drinks it down, slams the mug down on the bar & then laughs at him.
The guy looks at the empty beer mug & bursts into tears.
The biker is taken aback by this reaction. "Oh c'mon man, don't be such a wimp. It's only a freakin beer."
The guy sobbing, looks at him & says:
"You don't understand. I got fired from my job of 20 years yesterday, I came home early & caught my Wife in bed with another man. My car got hit by another car this morning, it's totaled. And now I was sitting here, working up the courage to end it all, you come along & drink the last of the poison I had in the beer."
I was a sailor, I was born upon the tide
And with the sea I did abide
I sailed a schooner 'round the horn to Mexico
I went aloft to furl the mainsail in a blow
And when the yards broke off, they said that I got killed
But I am living still...
The Highwaymen - Highwayman - YouTube