Lol that top passage is hilarious.
I will give microsoft credit though they did fix the screen when you first set up windows, the "Customize settings" option on the "Get Going Fast" screen (where all/most of the privacy shenanigans are) has been fixed, it is no longer a little blue inconspicuous link, it's now right next to and the same size as the "Use Express settings" button. It used to be the same size and text as Learn More link down in the left.
So good on them. I don't have particular Microsoft hate, I think they're doing what they usually do. See something from another company that works (Apple's app store, apps, popularity of the smartphone revolution, cloud synching, etc) and push it to full throttle with no regard for past ways of doing things.
They heard Windows XP's main flaw was it's security so they pushed it to full throttle with Vista, with extreme UAC nagging, without regard for "legacy" programs that may not function well/at all with UAC.
It almost seems like they listen too hard to customer shifts in computing platform.
Phones and tablets will never replace a desktop computer for medium/heavy productivity/entertainment like video editing, modeling, gaming, etc. Thus they should cater a part of Windows (perhaps the "Pro" line?! Revolutionary!) to those people who don't want any fluff or new features or new UI. Update the support for new technology, (NVME, DX12, etc) and that's all. For "home" it should look like Windows 10 looks today, with all the bells and whistles. Professionals pay thousands for new Adobe software, gamers pay $60 for new triple A titles. it is not a stretch for them to pay $100-$150 for Windows 11 Pro without all of the nonsense =P.
Similar to what they did in the past with the 9x series. Windows NT for the pros/enthusiasts, and 9x for the consumers.