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More likely they will announce they are Buying Linux. As in all of it. Every distro. Guys with black shirts white ties and striped suits will simultaneously make offers "that can't be refused." The tip off the rumor is true will be if Linus Torvalds is reported missing within 24 hours of that date.
Aha ! Found it.
They will present this App by which you can convert any Android phone to a Windows one!
I don't think Windows 10 10049 is anywhere near ready for general release yet. I hope its a finished Spartan they're talking about.