NORAD Tracks Santa and Internet Explorer

Arelem said:

MilesAhead said:

Winuser said:

MilesAhead said:

Arelem said:

"It’s the most wonderful time of the year – and Microsoft is excited to be partnering again with the North American Aerospace Defense Command (“NORAD”) to create their annual Santa Tracker web site! A holiday staple for nearly 60 years, NORAD Tracks Santa allows millions of people every year to watch Santa as he makes his annual trip around the globe."

60 years? Must have been about the same time Al Gore invented the internet.

Santa's sleigh had a crank on the front back then. No electric starter.

That's why he only comes once a year. It took him all year to get the darn thing started.

Yeah, the reindeer are just there for pull starts. Once they get to 5 MPH Santa drops the clutch.

So, what happens when he hits 88 mph?

Are you into numerology or something? What's so special about 88? :)

dougout said:

Winuser said:

The flux capacitor kicks in and we have to wait until the future to get our presents.

Messing with the space time continuum always makes my head spin!

Not to mention it screws up my DVR programming. :)