Wow! Five hundred billion hits, this Windows 10 must really be crap thinking that each and every of 7 billion people on earth have posted over 70 times about how Windows sucks!
This garbage, as 499,999,991,396 other of those Google hits you found about non-functioning Windows 10 is a typical user error caused by yourself, user not bothering to read details and instructions before downloading, installing or trying a feature.
Let's have a look of the wrong Media Feature Pack for Windows N Editions download page which I bet my shirt you used to download the pack:
(Click to enlarge, read the highlighted part.)
The "garbage" as you put it is there clearly to see. You have downloaded wrong Media Feature Pack, KB3010081. That pack only works with Windows 10 prior to November 2015 update, the correct pack for Windows 10 version 1511 and later (build 10586 and later) being KB3099229. Link on that wrong outdated page takes you directly to correct download: https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/kb/3099229
I think that in your case, to avoid again a wrong download, it is important to remind you that you should select the KB3099229_x64.msu file for your 64 bit Windows. The KB3099229_x86.msu is for 32 bit systems.