How to make Cortana Say Custom stuff

Ihatedoingthis · 14 Jul 2020

OK so i want Cortanta To have Custom commands. I would say I would use it for..... Technical reasons but...... I really want her to say mean, and funny stuff.

off topic For a sec I did something Funny like this in the past Let me show you its pretty cool

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Anyways that's off topic All i want to do Is to change what cortana Says... How would i Do that
Maybe with Resource Hacker i thought But No I Cant Because I dont even know what file to edit If anyone could tell me a way that could be able to change What she says that would be awesome.

Anyways Im running windows 10 pro Version 1909 Thanks for reading my comment :)

dalchina · 14 Jul 2020

Unfortunately speech interpretation and responses depend on an internet connection. I.e. the 'intelligence' is located on MS servers. Some minimal responses are held locally.

Try speaking to Cortana with no internet connection.

Ihatedoingthis · 14 Jul 2020

Ok then Could I just Make Cortana Say No to everything

dalchina · 14 Jul 2020

Not sure you can... if you say
Oh, shut up
Cortana says
Well, I'm hard-wired to give the final word

Ihatedoingthis · 14 Jul 2020

Thats prob a joke

Compumind · 15 Jul 2020

Cortana sounds like my sister-in-law.
That's why I never use it.

dalchina · 15 Jul 2020

The only thing I use it for (with Hey cortana off to reduce resource use to 0) is for reminders via Win key + C.

That works reasonably, except when on the second time of asking, despite everything being set to British English, Cortana reverts to

What do "yer wanner" be reminded about?
or
What do "yer wanner" remember?

which makes me wince...!!