Two screenshots of ipconfig /all. Bottom of the screen was off the page so I've copied it on the left for convenience. Hope it's legible!

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y77/MSR01/ipconfig.png
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Make is Acer, surely? It's an Acer Aspire. Don't know what other information would be useful. Serial number? CPU? Please don't think I'm being facetious.

It will not connect via either ethernet...

Hello. I have the Ethernet doesn't have a valid IP configuration problem which I've googled and discovered is common and well known, i.e., make sure the adapter is set to obtain the IP automatically,...