I did this, and it looks like it worked. To elaborate, I fixed the problems you stated and moved the BCD to C:. Then I tried rebooting and it still wouldn't boot without the hard drive. Then I left...

http://i.imgur.com/puGxUAW.png There's the Disk Management. I'm thinking it's that System Reserved partition there. Even if it's not that, the fact remains that I can't boot without my secondary...

All right, so I have an SSD and an HDD. Windows is installed to the SSD, but apparently Windows likes to create a boot partition on every drive that's connected when you install, which led to me not...