Just realized that one computer hasn't even been offered this update yet. WU checked just now too.

So seven computers, two with problems installing this KB and one not even being offered the...

Two different computers

"Some update files are missing or have problems. We'll try to download the update again later. Error code: (0x80070570)"

Trying to install manually errored out on one so...

edit: Even a manual install of the KB would not work on computer 4.

24 hours later and only three out of seven computers are updated. One continually errors out. So over this.

Connection is fine, high speed in fact. It's the updates that are messed. Every month.

At least someone posts a real world timeline. I'm not sure I believe when people are done in 10 minutes.

Another horrendous monthly update has begun.

Start with one computer, 90 minutes later its at 74%. Other computer hasn't moved from 0%.

Done with this.