Tense? Moody? Irregular? You must be a verb.

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A computer programmer's wife tells him, "Can you go to the store and get a ring of sausage? And if they have eggs, can you get a dozen?"...

I went to a Brit grammar school, usually travelling by omnibus, so I comprehend your second reference! My favourite "latin" joke was " I asked her to conjugate, but she declined." :(

When I was...

The Avocado was named after the Mexican word for "Testicle", for obvious reasons. In Europe it approximated to the word for "Lawyer". No change there, then!

That's tautology, but "Boys riding her tandem." may be misconstrued.