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After no effective solutions were forthcoming, I had to result to a clean installation. I'm now on an updated version.

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I've been speaking with Windows Customer Service for most of the day today, and these are some of the things that have happened:

-A customer service agent added lines in my registry to...

I've been trying to install the 1703 creator's update for a couple days now and after trying a few solutions and re-starting the process about 10+ times, I've finally decided to ask for help.

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