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I did... but a different way.
1. I tried to install Ubuntu Mate in Virtualbox. Hit the reliable mystery problem I swear Windows 10 intentionally puts there. VBox used to work reliably years ago.
2. I put Mate on a USB stick. My laptop booted into it but then got a black screen of nada. Twice.
3. On the same stick I tried Phoenix OS, which is a Chinese Android OS notion. This has the easiest process to both put on a stick (no need for Rufus) and try. It worked okay except it has immediate and obvious bugs.
Then, as it happens every time I dabble, I remember why I switched from Mac/Linux to PC: Windows 10 works.