M$ auto installing HP Smartapp on some PC's

Computer Type: PC/Desktop
System Manufacturer/Model Number: AWS
OS: W10 Pro - Latest build with all unneeded shiite turned off
CPU: i5-11320H
Motherboard: SpeedS
Memory: 64GB Crucial 3200 DDR4
Graphics Card: Iris Plus Xe
Sound Card: OEM
Monitor(s) Displays: 2x 48" +1x 32" Sammy
Screen Resolution: 1080
Keyboard: Logi G613
Mouse: Logi MX Masta 3
PSU: 65w bricker
Case: OEM
Cooling: fan/sink
Hard Drives: 2x WD 4TB SN850x + 2x WD 2TB SN850X + 1x Seagate 2TB 3.5 SSD + too many flash drives to count :)
Internet Speed: blazin
Browser: Chrome/FireFox

Computer Type: PC/Desktop
System Manufacturer/Model Number: The Gods of AhHaLaRaMaSaYa
OS: The ONLY one that works
CPU: Not one you've ever heard of
Motherboard: same as above
Memory: unlimited, but currently contains 752.146 gazzillabits
Graphics Card: The very latest SuperDuperMegaQuadraUltraMaxRealTimeEmulsifier
Sound Card: The one that is everywhere all the time all at once
Monitor(s) Displays: Model 10.2.5.7.9.4.A3c....ie "the world is a stage"
Screen Resolution: unlimited, but currently set to the max your puny brain can utilize
Keyboard: Positronically Implanted Heuristics model V6.5r1A9
Mouse: Contained within the above
PSU: The InterGalatic Super Omega Particle Accelerator
Case: All my componets are virtual, so no case could ever hold them all
Cooling: It is VERY cold in space, so not needed
Hard Drives: All my data is stored in the clouds of the universal expanse, so no drives are needed
Internet Speed: unlimited
Browser: The universe is my internet, so not needed
Antivirus: Viruses can't exist in the cold of outer space, so not needed
Other Info: If I tellz you any more about my pc, according to the InterGalactic Information Security Accords of 2927.41, I'd have to killz ya :D