Congratulations on your anniversary IownAmoneyPit. That is quite an achievement .
You'll probably have no clue that this is Windows 10, if I don't tell you.
So, I'll tell you, "this is my new Windows 10 Pro Technical Preview 9926 Desktop".
The background does change every 5 minutes, and YES I do use the Classic Shell.
I've been setting up my desktop, pretty much the same way since Windows 98. I'm just Old School.