Random Thoughts as we age

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    Random Thoughts as we age

    The biggest lie I tell myself is ..."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

    Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes; come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller!

    Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet!

    I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off!

    Old age is coming at a really bad time!

    Lord grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can & the friends to post my bail when I finally snap !

    I don't have white hair. I have "wisdom highlights". I'm just very wise.

    My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work!

    I don't trip over things, I do random gravity checks!

    If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would've put them on my knees.

    The kids text me "plz" which is shorter than please. I text back "no" which is shorter than "yes" .

    I'm going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I'll do that second week.

    Even duct tape can't fix stupid ... but it can muffle the sound!

    Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?

    Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.

    At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.

    Chocolate comes from cocoa which is a tree ... that makes it a plant which means ... chocolate is Salad !!!

    And, of course.. Have I sent this to you already... or did you send this to me?
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    only two things guaranteed in life....taxes and death.
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  3. Lee
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    Knowing what life has already thrown at you. . .or not.
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    Great post @dencal
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    are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet.?
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