I have all the crappy parts.

All that is missing is the genuine head, which is coming in a few days.

My Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Fan creaton. (Very Off-Topic)-screenshot-2024-01-22-03-55-57-uber-rare-mask-illusions-triumph-insult-comic-dog-latex-pu.png

Here is the crappy body before crappy beheading, crappy webcam quality, and crappy voice.
Please excuse how crappy it is.
https://streamable.com/zdp5x0