Every nation has a village, city or other area whose people are considered less smart and there are a lot of jokes about this people. For example in Greece we have a lot of jokes about Pontic Greeks that supposedly (not in real life) do things without thinking. An example joke is:
Why Pontic Greeks shave on the basement? To get a nice deep shave!
Why Pontic Greeks smile when they see lightning? They think God takes their photo.
During lunch at work, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn't). When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly, "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call.
The beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go.
It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable!
Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.
My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long.
He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not.
At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table, with their hands to their noses, chorused, "Happy Birthday!"
Reminds me of this classic.
Mrs Brown's sticky situation - Mrs Brown's Boys: Preview - BBC One Christmas 2013 - video Dailymotion
The only cow in a small town in Scotland stopped giving milk.
The town folk found they could buy a cow in Wales quite cheaply.They brought the cow from Wales and it was wonderful, produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy.
They bought a bull to mate with the cow to get more cows, so they'd never have to worry about their milk supply again.
They put the bull in the pasture with the cow but whenever the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he was never able to do the deed.
The people were very upset and decided to go the Vet, who was very wise, tell him what was happening and ask his advice.
"Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward" they said. ”When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. If he attempts from the one side, she walks away to the other side."
The Vet rubbed his chin thoughtfully and pondered this before asking,
"Did you by chance buy this cow in Wales?"
The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned that they had brought the cow over from Wales .
"You are truly a wise Vet" they said.
"How did you know we got the cow from Wales?”
The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye "My wife is from Wales “.
On Christmas morning little Suzy was riding her new bike when along came a cop on horseback. "Say, did you get that bike from Santa? "Why yes I did." Said little Suzy. The cop responds, "next time have Santa install a reflector, here's a $5 ticket." Little Suzy squints her eyes and says to the cop, "hey, did you get that horse from Santa?" "I sure did!" Says the cop. "Well next time tell Santa the dick goes under the horse, not on it!"
Smith and Joe were working at NASA cleaning space ships. After a long day they are both very thirsty, they find a bucket with a liquid and drink plenty of it. In the middle of the night Smith calls Joe:
Smith: Hello Joe. Do you know what was the liquid we drank?
Joe: Wasn't that water?
Smith: No it wasn't water, it was rocket boost liquid.
Joe: Who cares? We didn't get sick.
Smith: Yes, we didn't get sick, but don't you dare fart! I am calling from Japan!
A drunk driver was running too fast and passed a red light. A cop stopped him and asked him, "Are you aware that you passed a red light sir?" And he replied "OK, I admit I was speeding a little, but there is no reason to surround me! One of you would be enough".
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