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Why a blonde was looking two hours at a bottle of juice?
Because she read Concentrate.
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New #12
Three elderly woman were sitting on a park bench when dude wearing nothing but a trench coat flashed his junk at the woman. The first woman had an immediate stroke. The second woman looked, paused and then had a stroke. As to the third woman, well... her arms were too short...
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New #13
A blonde woman was fed up of blonde jokes and wanted to do something to surprise her husband. So she went to the shop, bought some paint and then painted the living room. When the husband returned home he saw the living room and asked his wife what she was doing. She replied "Surprise! I painted the living room!". The husband said, "Yes, but why are you wearing two coats and you are sweating?", The wife responded "Because it says 'For best results apply two coats' on the box!"
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Posts : 2,271 Linux:Debian, Kali-Linux... 2xWin8.1,1x7Pro, Retro:1x2003server.1xXPpro, 1xW2k,1x98SE,1x95,1x3.11New #14
Do you know why blonde women often have bruises around their navels???
Blonde men ain't that smart either.
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New #15
How to keep busy a blonde for hours? Give her a piece of paper that reads " Look at the other side" on both sides!
A panicked blonde shows up at a car repair centre and screams "Quick fix it before my husband sees it". The mechanic has a look at the wrecked car and says "Don't worry, there is a quick trick to make it like new, go at the back and start blowing". The blonde goes at the back, grabs the exhaust tube and blows as hard as she can to restore the car! Another blonde goes by and asks her what she was doing. After the first blonde explains, the other says "Are you stupid? You can never fix the car like that!" The first asks why and the other responds "Hello! You left the window open!"
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Posts : 2,271 Linux:Debian, Kali-Linux... 2xWin8.1,1x7Pro, Retro:1x2003server.1xXPpro, 1xW2k,1x98SE,1x95,1x3.11New #17
as a blond I almost have heard them all and the fun thing is there is as many blonde jokes about Men, but men seems to be a bit ashamed about that so they don't want to joke about their own gender.
But the most fun and most dumb thing ain't blonds.. the dumbest thing is all others that seriously thinks blondes appreciate that kind of jokes. That is the ultimate top of dumb mountain. *LOL*
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Marie. Here in the UK we have blonde drivers that do the most dangerous things. I narrowly escaped a collision when one came out in front of me, only the other day. Believe me blondes make the worst female drivers, dont as me why. I was a redhead but age had turned me golden blonde. I dont mind blonde jokes about men. But never heard of them.
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