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elbmek

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New 06 Jan 2023 #831

A Guy: I dont understand the newspar pic of a basketball game
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Berton

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New 06 Jan 2023 #832

elbmek said:

A Guy: I dont understand the newspar pic of a basketball game

It's about 2 words in the headline over the picture.
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Cliff S

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New 06 Jan 2023 #833

elbmek said:

A Guy: I dont understand the newspar pic of a basketball game

Much like in baseball, rubber matches rarely happen in basketball. But the meaning of the term is exactly the same, referring to a tiebreaker.

and
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New 06 Jan 2023 #834

A ha!
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New 06 Jan 2023 #835
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elbmek

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New 06 Jan 2023 #836

Borg 386 said:

are we getting too literal??
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Sound Card: ONBOARD 6 CHANNEL (5.1) HIGH DEF AUDIO (AS STANDARD)
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kado897

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New 06 Jan 2023 #837

elbmek said:

are we getting too literal??

A reference to The Clone Wars perhaps?
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cereberus

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New 06 Jan 2023 #838

Cliff S said:

and

In UK, we do not use term rubber as slang for condoms.

We call them a Johnny.

Hence joke - Johnny Cash is change for a Durex Machine.
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New 06 Jan 2023 #839
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TV2

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New 06 Jan 2023 #840

cereberus said:

In UK, we do not use term rubber as slang for condoms.

We call them a Johnny.

Hence joke - Johnny Cash is change for a Durex Machine.
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