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Customer: I had a look on the display and I saw you have nice ash...
Girl at the counter: Thanks, you should see me in bikini at the summer!
Customer: I meant you have nice ashtrays!
Girl at the counter speechless and feeling awkward!

Greek version:
Πελάτης: Είδα στη βιτρίνα ότι έχετε κωλάρα.
Γυναίκα υπάλληλος: Ευχαριστώ, και που να με έβλεπες με μαγιό το καλοκαίρι!
Πελάτης: Κολάρα για σκυλάκια εννοούσα!
Γυναίκα υπάλληλος έχει μείνει κάγκελο.

The ultimate mosquito killer:
A little sugar and pepper on a small piece of marble or other hard material.
How it works: The mosquito is attracted by the sugar and tries to eat it. Then it sneezes due to the pepper as it comes closer and smashes its head on the marble!
Patent pending.

Today that oil and gas are too expensive, here is a smart way to keep warm during the winter. Patent pending...

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMFYFfUPT/