Has anyone experienced something like this?

Hi, I have negative energy/ghost in my body, which emits some type of unknown(I dunno scintifically what exactly is this energy) radiation to the external WORLD (probably EMF) and my modem stops working whenever hair grows on my body(no, its not wishful thinking or coincidence, I have been experiencing this from several years), because hair probably acts as a transmitter of energy to the outside WORLD, And my modem is probably bombarded by these waves. does some radiation/radio or electromagnetic spectrum waves cause Internet or electronics to malfunction? I've read similar spooky story somewhere on the Internet.
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Can't say I've experienced anything like it, but, now I'm subscribed to this thread out of curiosity!

Normally, Internet will be gone in power outages but I subscribed to this thread out of curiosity.

The closest I get to that is that I can't wear a Timex watch. They will run for a short period then stop. They run OK when I take them off.

If ESD, You can wear this