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LOL! I thought of that joke when I was typing that up. > Two best life-long friends walking in the woods and a bear starts to chase them. One of them starts hopping and takes his shoes off. The other asked "What are you doing? We have to outrun that bear". The other says "No. I only have to outrun you".
We don't have wild bears in the Netherlands. I can't outrun a rabbit but it will rather run away from me anyway