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Good morning Ken..
Bottom line is most people did not want to see my Patriots win that game.....But they played the best game ever....so just makes the Pats fans feel even better...
Good afternoon, Mike & Sammy.
Good afternoon, Beeman & Buzzy, Eddy and Tommy.
Good afternoon, Keith.
Good afternoon, TC & Kitties.
Good afternoon, Steve.
Good afternoon, Borg.
Good afternoon, Bob.
I saw it, and it was great, but my camera battery crapped out just as I was trying to take pics of the blood moon.
Good afternoon, Andre & Locky.
Afternoon Mike
Evening Andre
Afternoon Wynona
I've tried taking pictures of the moon but without the long lens to zoom in with the shot aren't very good.
The Pastor and His Donkey
The pastor entered his donkey in a race, and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again.
The local paper read: PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper headline said: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ASS
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey, so the Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN
The Bishop fainted. He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farm for $10.
The next day, the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story: being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery, even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else’s ass and just cover your own!
You’ll be a lot happier and live longer.