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  1. Kari's Avatar
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       3 Weeks Ago #551

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  2.    3 Weeks Ago #552

    I was at Walmart today to buy my dog a large bag of Purina dog food….

    While waiting in the checkout line a woman behind me asked if I had a dog…..

    I'm thinking, what do you think lady….

    No I have a pet elephant at home….

    Since I had nothing better to do than entertain myself, on impulse, I told her I didn't have a dog but I was again starting the Purina Diet.

    I then quickly added that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital the last time I did this diet….

    I lost 27 lbs. but awoke in the intensive care unit with tubes coming out of my nose and mouth and an IV in my arm…..

    Everyone in line at the store was thoroughly enthralled in my story by this point…

    I told her it was essentially a perfect diet and the way it works was so simple….

    Load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and eat one or two whenever you are hungry…

    The food is nutritionally balanced and it worked so well I thought I'd try it again....

    Horrified, she asked if I ended up in the hospital because because the dog food poisoned me. I told her "oh no no no",

    I stopped to pee on a fire hydrant and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her in line was going to blow a gasket he was laughing so hard.
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       3 Weeks Ago #553

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    Drunken? Where did they find the booze? Most likely they were stoned. If they ate some strange plant with some narcotic substance, that would explain it.
    @spapakons, there were some wild crab apple trees in the woods. The apples had fallen off and fermented. The raccoons were eating the fermented apples.
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    Mary Kay headquarters.
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