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" I attached photos of the Mint installer crash"
Did you google all the hints in that SS.
"Could PCI bus issue cause the network and sata failures?"
Try a Non-Ubuntu-Based Distro.
4 Best Non-Ubuntu-Based Distros That Are Beginner Friendly
"2) Nuke the windows install and pray for the best?"
Boot from the ISO & during the install, keep hitting Delete, until Delete & Format are greyed out & you are left with Unallocated.
No other drives should be connected during the install.
https://i.imgur.com/4CoHdW4.gif
"3) Throw this thing in the neighbor's neglected mosquito pool."
No, there will be a lot of good parts in that comp.