New CPUs made of wood promise cheaper, healthier, greener technology

That should sprout some roots in IT community but I'm not sure if it wood.

AlanWade said:

Wood it be able to run games like Splinter Cell?

Not sure. :) I just hope its bark is not worse than its byte. :)

Compusmurf said:

The first poor sap that gets one of these... I really think this is a rootless tech and seems pretty shady. They might be barking up the wrong tree on this. I'm stumped.

Anyway, Yew guys are just too punny today. I think I shall lumber off because I'm bushed.

Once we start it is tough to stem the tide of these puns. Also one should be careful and not place the unit too close to the printer. The machine may print itself out. :)

You guys are just being knotty.

alphanumeric said:

You guys are just being knotty.

We're just trying to spruce up this thread a bit. Hmm, I wonder if the CPUs will have heuristic branch prediction optimizations? :)

As long as they thoroughly tested to eliminate dead wood I'm OK with it.

MilesAhead said:

Not sure. :) I just hope its bark is not worse than its byte. :)

Now that was bad Is it small enough to fit in a Palm?