Last One To Post Wins [49]

Night TC, Hello Steve and Bob and Simrick

A Guy

COMPUTIAC said:

No but your too late. He went to bed.


Good night TC.

Poop. Will you read me a story?

rvbfan said:

Poop. Will you read me a story?

Hey Siri tell me a story.
Once upon a time. The end.

COMPUTIAC said:

Me no speak English.

Steve will read you one.

My Mother taught me to never tell stories.

A Guy said:

Night TC, Hello Steve and Bob and Simrick

A Guy

Hi Bill.

essenbe said:

I can eat 50 eggs

Me too, but it would take me 25 days.

Hi everyone.

Lawyers must be getting hungry these days . . . I had a meeting with friends and their lawyer today. The lawyer made a house call and asked my friends to have me there too so he could get some accurate history. Because I used to work in the POA office and know most of what went on.

Nobody will read to me?
I sad.