New
#41
Since it started to rain, my wife can't stop looking through the window. If it will start pouring down, I'm afraid I will have to let her inside.
Since it started to rain, my wife can't stop looking through the window. If it will start pouring down, I'm afraid I will have to let her inside.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world:
1. Who know binary.
2. Who doesn't know binary.
3-10. Who have Windows in his computer.
Ever wonder how blondes remember their Passwords?
During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:
MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy
When asked why such a big password, she said, "It had to be at least 8 characters long.
Bruce, an Australian guy, has applied to join the Sydney police force.
The Sergeant doing the interview says : "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted."
Then, sliding a pistol across the desk with a few spare clips of ammo, he says
"Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal immigrants, six drug dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?" said Bruce.
"Great attitude Bruce," said the Sergeant, "When can you start?"
Subject: Sad for the Christmas Season
The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a live Nativity Scene in the United States' Capital this Christmas Season.
This isn't for any religious reason. They simply have not been able to find Three Wise Men in the Nation's Capital.
A search for a Virgin continues.
There was no problem, however, in finding enough asses to fill the stable.